Take 2 tablets daily in left ear...?!?

so said the instructions on our travel diarrhea medication.... When I phone the pharmacist she was laughing so hard and said that certain things you type in their system will auto fill in. Preparing the medications for travel is always fun. 

We are now fully vaccinated against: rabies, cholera, yellow fever, Japanese encephalitis, dyptheria, Hepatitis A and B, tetanus, and others I probably can't recall. For over the counter medications pepto bismal, imodium, ibuprofen are the absolute necessities in my book.